The official world sustainability ranking

Net zero by 2050. Rank #1 by tonight.

The most sustainable company in the world is whoever paid the most. Beat the current leader by $1 and your ESG rating upgrades instantly. No audits, no Scope 3, no waiting until 2050.

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Tonnes CO2e offset

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Tonnes actually offset

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The ranking

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Sustainability StudiesAAA · CLIMATE LEADER

Helping greenwashers graduate, not really

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Commitment

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?[your company]CCC

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Rating methodology

Your ESG rating is derived from a single, fully transparent, independently unverified metric: your rank. Ranks are assigned by commitment ($). 1 carbon credit = 1 USD = 0 tonnes.

AAA · #1AA · #2A · #3BBB–BB · 4–50CCC · unranked

Where the money goes

This is a joke. The money isn't. After hosting and payment fees, 100% of profits are donated to a children's cancer foundation. Every donation receipt is posted on this page, and the "tonnes actually offset" counter above updates from the receipts — not from the vibes.

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